1. She started screaming at me

mum: PURNIMAAAAAA!!!!!!!

me: WHAT!

mum: Where's my towel??!!!!!

me: huh? (shows her my own towel)

mum: that's MINE!

me: NOOO! mine has the dolphins...yours has nothing!

mum: go and check in your closet

me: your towel is on the towel rack...it is always there! (walks over to the rack.....but wait a min.....it's.....missing)

mum: (walks into the toilet....then...) OHHH....its here...now i rmb...I put it here...

2. My mum and I were talking about her counselling session with the trainer (apparently he's hot, in mum's language. Too young for u mama, too young). Here's the deal, my mum now has a trainer who would help her with her diet. Don't ask, apparently she snacks a lot. Now I know why I snack too!

Wait..I need a snack now....

BACK!

Okae....I was gonna go to the shops to get some papers....

mum: AHHH.....can you buy the...mmmm??? (referring to ice kachang)

me: MAAA!!! You're supposed to watch your diet! You can't eat stuff like that!

mum: you know ar...the trainer said that when I have cravings I must eat desserts...

Bullshit right? yeahh...I do not know whether to laugh...or laugh....

Okae...school was horrible, but....no....the food is horrible too...

Okae, gonna go get my life back from frog.....